Height: 5'4''

Chest: 29''

Waist: 25.5''

Hips: 34''

Shoe: 8.5

Preferred pronoun: She/Her/Hers

Day Hustle: Script consultant and sketch comedy troll!

What is your favorite kind of pizza: Anchovy.  Come at me.

Do you identify with labels:  I'm a New Yorker above all else.  

How young or old are you: 235

What color socks are you wearing right now: I'm in Agent Provocateur thigh highs with black seams.

Manhattan or Brooklyn: I’m a Manhattan-born Brooklyn transplant…don’t make me pick!

Favorite thing in your closet: Four words: Canary. Yellow. Faux. Fur.

Special talent: I sub in way more pretentious vocabulary words for things I should just describe like a normal person.

Your look inspirations: Max Fischer from Rushmore.  Kindergarten primary colors.  S+M cyborgs.  Alessandro Michele for Gucci.  Films by Richard Ayoade or Tim and Eric.  CANADA Collective music videos.  Batman villains.